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Articles: Humour | Chemistry of Love
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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SYMBOL: ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER: 2
ATOMIC WEIGHT: Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE: Close To The Heart
OCCURANCE: Occurs In highly Reactive State, College Compounds, Cinema Halls, Parks and Bus Stops!
METHOD OF PREPARATION:
a) By the action of beauty upon heart. An exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat!
b) By the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED: Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!
REDUCING AGENTS: Parents, Teachers, Neighbours and Society!
GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS
BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
a) Gas at human temperature
b) COLOUR: Varing shades of Pink
c) ODOUR: Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
a) ACTION ON SCIENTISTS: LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) ACTION ON TEENAGERS: LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET
c) REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF 'SOLID' AND 'BEAT' ENERGY
USES:
a) HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY: If one is in LOVE... forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY: As it is good for BODY and MIND
c) RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY
INFERENCE
THROUGH 'CHEMISTRY' I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE, IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED.
Thanx & Regards,
Badarinadh Gelli.
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