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Articles: Humour | Boss's Favourite Posters
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Office posters your boss would love to see
Motivation at work was never so easy! Here are few employee-friendly poster lines.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is in chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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