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Articles: Time Pass | Stupid Thoughts
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Ø If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Ø Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Ø If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Ø If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Ø Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? OOpps...
Ø Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Ø If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Ø Why is it called building when it is already built?
Ø If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Ø If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
Ø If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Ø If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Ø If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this?
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