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Articles: Humour | HAVE SOME MORE FUN - Mr. lakshmana swamy allamraju
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Start this week with sardar...........
Sardar - Why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Wife - It seems Husband & Wife are not allowed to be together in heaven...
Sardar - Yes, that's why it's called heaven..
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Man - Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji - PUNJAB.
Man - Which Part?
Sardarji - Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
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One Day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him,
Girlfriend - 'Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?'
Sardar - 'Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.'
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A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a Cricket Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH'
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Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how I look when I sleep..
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