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Articles: Time Pass | Hi-Tech Statements.
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Don't let engineers' pseudo technical terms fool you. Here's a guide to read between the lines.
A number of different approaches are being tried.
We are still guessing at this point
Close project coordination
We sat down & had coffee together
An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach
We just hired three punk kids out of school
Major technological breakthrough!
It works OK, but looks very hi-tech!
Customer satisfaction is believed assured.
We are so far behind schedule, that the customer will take anything
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch
Test results were extremely gratifying!
Unbelievable, it actually worked!
The entire concept will have to be abandoned
The only guy who understood the thing quit
It is in process
It is so wrapped in red tape that the situation is completely hopeless
We will look into it
Forget it! We have enough problems already
Give us the benefit of your thinking
We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we have already done or with what we are going to do
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