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Articles: Time Pass | 50 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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• Free drinks.
• Free dinners.
• Free movies (you get the point).
• You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
• You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
• You know the truth about whether size matters.
• Speeding ticket? What's that?
• New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
• You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
• If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil.
• Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
• If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
• If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
• You can sleep your way to the top.
• You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
• Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
• It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
• No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
• Brad Pitt.
• You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
• If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.
• You never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
• You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
• No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
• If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with them.
• Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
• If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
• You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
• If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
• You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
• If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
• You don't have to memorize The Godfather or Goodfellas to fit in.
• You have the ability to dress yourself.
• You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
• You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
• If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave.
• You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
• You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
• You can quickly end any fight by crying.
• Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• You've never had a goatee.
• Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
• You'll never regret piercing your ears.
• You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
• You don't have hair on your back.
• You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
• You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.
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