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Articles: Humour | Funny One-liners!
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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If you think that hard work is a health hazard? Here's something to show that you are not the only one thinking like that.
Always give 100% at work
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
Hard work never killed anyone. But why chance it?
It's lonely at the top...but you eat better!
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software!
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something!
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career!
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.
I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
Join the army. Travel the world. Meet interesting people And kill them!
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump & spill something.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried!
The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
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