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Articles: Humour | Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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• You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
• Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
• A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
• You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
• You can always warm coffee up.
• Coffee comes with endless refills.
• Coffee is cheaper.
• You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
• Coffee never runs out.
• Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
• You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
• You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
• You can smoke while drinking coffee.
• You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
• Coffee smells and tastes good.
• You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
• If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
• You can always get fresh coffee.
• You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
• They sell coffee at police stations.
• You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
• Coffee goes down easier.
• If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
• No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
• A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
• Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
• Coffee smells good in the morning.
• Coffee is good when it's cold too.
• Coffee stains are easier to remove.
• Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
• Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
• Coffee doesn't shed.
• Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
• You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
• Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
• No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
• Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
• When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
• Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
• Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
• INSTANT COFFEE!
• You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
• It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
• Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
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