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Articles: Humour | Laws of life
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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LORENZ's LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged tone.
CANNON'S KARMIC LAW:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. (happens all the time )
OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.
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