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Paula's Shower Misery
Olympian Paula Radcliffe didn't finish showering today. “I heard my neighbour’s toilet flush and I knew she'd already finished showering,” said a sobbing, suddy Paula. “There was no point going on.”
Dick Cheney fakes heart attack
VP suffered faux coronary at campaign event in order to get home in time to see 'Everybody Loves Raymond.'
Village Idiot Elected Mayor
The official village idiot in a small medieval English hamlet has been elected mayor by residents as a protest over Home Secretary David Blunkett’s new laws governing the height of hedgerows.
Genesis of an Idea
Harry Potter author JK Rowling, who has agreed to pen the sequel to Peter Pan, is being commissioned by the UK’s Labour Party to write the prequel to The Bible.
Brooks and Dunn switch to Islam!
The famed Country Duo plan to reveal their new found faith at the Republican Bash in NYC next weekend. Ronnie and Kix have been sacked by the CMA as a result.
Witch Stakes her Claim
A witch is to be burned at stake in Pittenweem, Scotland. ‘Evil Lucinda’ is the first witch to be caught in Fife for over 40 years.
College Election Blunder
Local college buys electronic voting machine from Diebold. George W. Bush elected as Student Council President.
Hotmail Expires; AOL Acquires
Microsoft's infamous Hotmail.com domain expired Wednesday allowing American Online to buy it. Hotmailers see 1000% increase in spam.
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