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Articles: Time Pass | Fun things to do in office
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Dumb colleagues, boring work & bad tempered boss! Here's how to have some in office despite all this...
Find out where your boss shops. Buy exactly the same outfits.
Always wear them one day after your boss does.
Page yourself over the intercom!!
Organise a carpool. Then go to pick everyone in a taxi.
Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing.
Like 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the toilet.'
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day & tell people you're waiting for your document.
Insist that your e-mail address be 'xena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com'!
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it 'IN'
Send an email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about your company's products.
Forward the mail to a co-worker asking her to settle the disagreement.
Come to work in your pajamas.
Plant a hedge around your cubicle.
'Hi-lite' your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle!
Bring in dishes that you tried to cook but didn't turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Give nicknames to your coworkers & refer to them only by these names.
'That's a good point, Sparky.' 'No I'm sorry, Chachi.'
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17' paper, 99 copies.
Pretend your computer's mouse is a radio, & talk to it.
When a fellow staff member sneezes, quickly yell 'Shut up!'
If they sneeze again say 'I said shut up!'. A 3rd time, leave the room crying & saying 'No one ever listens to me!'.
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