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Articles: Time Pass | 'Out of the job' Symptoms
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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If you have any of the following symptoms, chances are you would lose your job very soon. Read on...
You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2004!
You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Michael Jackson.
You now email the same forward to yourself 150 times.
You've mastered playing Solitaire. And win every time!
You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
You stare at the glass bottle thinking it'll break.
You are no longer content with merely photocopying your hand, now you scan & enhance it with Photoshop.
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