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Articles: Time Pass | Crazy Technology
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Technological development can be great but can actually give you sleepless nights at times.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer!
The nice thing about Windows - it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box & lets you press OK.
Error : Press any key except.. no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE!
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE!
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to.
Artificial Intelligence: The art of making real computers act like the ones in movies.
Computers will never replace books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
The world will end in five minutes. Please log out.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Scandisk is now checking your hard drive. You can start praying.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Robots will be able to buy happiness, but in condensed chip form.
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