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Articles: Time Pass | Tips for wanna-be film makers
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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*Planning a film. Don't forget to put these situations lest your film may be a flop...
A detective can only solve a case once he is suspended from duty.
It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight. The'll dance around in a threatening manner until you knock them all.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow on the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
Police Officers will be deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
If you start dancing in the street, everyone around will know all the steps.
Any lock can be picked by paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Television news bulletins will be showing a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn on your TV.
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