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Articles: Time Pass | How to build a web page in 25 steps
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Thinking of your own place on the internet? Here's how to build your own web page in 25 steps...
Download a piece of Web authoring software - 20 minutes.
Think about what you want to write on your page - 6 weeks.
Download the same piece of Web software, as they have released 3 new versions since you first downloaded it - 20 minutes.
Steal some images and awards from the internet to put on your site - 1 minute.
Choose 5 of them to put on the site - 4 days.
Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again - 25 minutes.
View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there - 4 hours.
Preview your Web page - 1 minute.
Try to horizontally line up two related images - 6 hours.
Remove one of the images - 10 seconds.
Set the text's font color to same as your background's, wonder why all your text is gone! - 4 hours.
Download a counter from your ISP - 4 minutes.
Try to figure out why it reads 'You are visitor number -16.3 E10' - 3 hours.
Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text - 8 hours.
Load your Web page on your ISP - 40 minutes.
Accidentally delete your complete web page - 1 second.
Recreate your web page - 2 days.
Try to figure out how to load your page onto ISP's server - 3 weeks.
Call a patient friend to find out about FTP - 30 minutes.
Download FTP software - 10 minutes.
Call your friend again - 15 minutes.
Upload your web page to your ISP's server - 10 minutes.
Connect to your site on the web - 1 minute.
Repeat any and all of the previous steps - eternity.
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