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Articles: Time Pass | Signs your company is planning a layoff!
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Pink slip! Sounds scary? Here's a way to predict a probable layoff at your workplace. Watch out for these signs.
The CEO is frequently overheard mumbling, 'Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.' Your company hires the consultant popular for suggesting cost cuts!
Windows shutdown screen reads, 'It is now safe to start looking for work.'
Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.
Company football team downsized to chess team.
Guard at front desk nervously fingers his revolver whenever you pass by.
Your boss keeps asking you when he can 'show your cubicle.'
Company president now driving a Hyundai.
Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
Employee discount days discontinued at the top apparel outlets.
Annual company holiday bash moved from Leela Kempinski to a heritage site.
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