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Articles: Humour | just for fun
- Mr. Spider SpiderMan
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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Ravi: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Kishore : I want 2 help Deepa.
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
Dairy Milk:
Do you know the full form of 'DIARYMILK'? 'Darling Always I Remember
You, Meet Immediately 4 a Long Kiss.' That's why girls ask 4
DIARYMILK.
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, 'Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?'
Answer: 'So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!'
Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,
'DELIVERED'.
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because
they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake
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