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Articles: Humour | Confuse ur clients!!..........:-)
- Mr. Spider SpiderMan
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Do you want to impress or confuse clients?.........use Techno vocabulary..
It can be called the 'Buzzword' writing method. It is simple. There are
three columns of words involved, as follows:
0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated 2. reciprocal 2. projection
3. compatible 3. monitored 3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
5. optimal 5. modular 5. programming
6. responsive 6. transitional 6. mobility
7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
8. parallel 8. third-generation 8. flexibility
9. systemized 9. policy 9. options
Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: 'integrated modular capability'. Don't
worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to anyone
else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they are so they
won't say anything!! ..
You can propose 'systemized reciprocal options' (929) to achieve 'optimal
transitional flexibility' (568), so that we can think of an 'integrated
monitored projection' ..............and your boss will probably promote you
or your customer will be blown away with your technological superiority !
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