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Articles: Humour | Companies and Strategies
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands.
He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried.
Turning to the other two engineers, he said, “At Wipro, we are trained to be extremely thorough.”
The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands.
He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turned and said, “At TCS, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.”
The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At Infy we don’t pee on our hands.”
What if Microsoft built cars
Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:
1.A Particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that year, instead of before.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
3. Occassionally your car would just die for no reason and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you would have to buy more seats.
5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. Wait a second, it's that way NOW!
6. Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced with a single 'General Car Fault' warning light.
8. People would get excited about thew new features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
10. Ford, General Motors, and Chrylser would all be complaining because Microsoft was putting radios in all its models.
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