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Articles: Humour | Does your boss makes you laugh?
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Does your boss makes you laugh?
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?'
'I don't have to laugh,' she replied. 'I'm leaving Friday.'
Who is the smartest salesman?
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.
The second bragged he sold a hi-fi stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a cuckoo clock to Banta.
The other two said, “So what?”
The third salesman added, 'Along with the cuckoo clock, I also sold him 50 kg of bird seeds!'
Troubling end!
One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, 'It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!'
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