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Thoda Sense - Thoda nonsense, but good fun
- Prof. 00782 Maverick

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THODA SENSE SERIES : ----------------------- Jo pyaali mein mazaa woh Thaali mein kahan Jo saali se mazaa gharwaali se kahan. Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le. Khud ko hi kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda khud bande se puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ' another variation of the above... khud hi ko kar diya buland itna... ke Himalaya ki choti pe jaa pahuncha... jab thandi lagi, to khuda ne bande se khud poocha, ' bata teri razai kahan hai ' sense nonsense series... ------------------------ Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG ! Maine puchha chand se 'dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin', chand ne kaha 'saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya'. SMS Series --------------------------------- What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing ! Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.!!! :) Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!! Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?! Arz kiya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi, Aur phool khilne se pehle..... .... bakri kha gayi pyaar mein dhoka series : ---------------------------- Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein recycle bin to nahi? Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye. Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the. Saapno ki Tarah aakar chale gaye, apno ko bhulakar chale gaye, Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hame, Pahale hasaya fir rula kar chale gaye. Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.... Meri Taraf se APKO 1 'PAPPI' Aapki Saheli ko 1'PAPPI' Saheli Ki Saheli ko bhi 1 'PAPPI' Batau Q? Aaj Hi mere 'Doggy' ne 10 'PAPPI' ko Janam Diya! I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away, I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away, II wrote ur name on my heart n.... I got a HEART ATTACK! apki yaad me mene kalam uthai, lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi... nonsense series : ------------------ Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Chhapak, Chhapak, glob.... glob... glob... Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel... Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel... So? What's the big deal? Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar...... Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar ! ( tehathar is on leave ) Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain...... JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain mujhe... kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai?? kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .... ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya. Gum woh cheez hai... Gum woh cheez hai... Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES : ------------------------- Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa. Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya. Door se dekha to sher tha Door se dekha to sher tha Is liye paas gaya hi naihn. AD SERIES : ------------- Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Sin (Teta) / Cos(Teta) =Tan(Teta) ~ GHALIB .... Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher.: Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib... Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib... La, phawda mujhe de. Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai Tum Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

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