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Articles: Humour | Some basic facts.....4 salaried people
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People!!!! _____
Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10
Conveyance
First Week : Auto ('I can afford it')
Second Week : Share Auto ('I would like to share. I am selfless!')
Third Week : Bus ('Public figures should travel by public transport')
Fourth week : Walk ('Good for health')
Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ('I can BUY love')
Second Week : Meena, Tina ('I have enough girl friends')
Third Week : Tina ('I am loyal to her')
Fourth week : 'Huh! There is no pure love on earth!'
Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ('This is what mobile is invented
for')
Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ('I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines')
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ('Mobile should be used in urgent situations only')
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ('I am not going to call her until she calls me')
And last....but not the least...
Boozing
First Wee k : 'Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!'
Second Week : 'Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to Lonawala.'
Third Week : 'The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?'
Fourth week : 'Drinking is injurious to health'
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