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Articles: Humour | Computer Virus!
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Is your system acting abruptly? It may be infected by one or more of these viruses.
Adam & Eve virus - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Arnold Schwazeneggar virus - Terminates your system saying: 'I'll be back.'
Premji Virus - Corrupts all your files flashing: 'Have you filed your I-T return'
Bush Virus - Bombards dialog boxes. Puts you into shock & awe.
Bin Laden Virus - Attempts suicide crashing your system alongwith it.
Musharraf Virus - Tries to coupe your OS. Says: 'It can speak better English.'
Michael Jackson virus - Molests younger viruses. Pleads not guilty. Changes itself often.
Viagra Virus - Everything from memory to processor starts working efficiently for 10 minutes.
Bill Clinton Virus - Tries to hook female viruses from your neighbour's system. Corrupts system for 4 years.
Star Trek virus - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Healthcare virus - Diagnoses you system, finds nothing wrong. Sends you a bill for $6000.
Bill Gates Virus - Bundles other viruses with itself. Tries to establish monopoly over other viruses.
Lewinsky virus - Sucks all memory out of your computer. Files a suit. E-mails everyone about what it did.
Titanic virus -
Your whole computer goes down.
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