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Articles: Time Pass | Quick tips from your CEO's book
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Did you know 1/7th of your life is spent on Mondays?
Here are some 'valuable' lessons straight from your CEO's desk...
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be earlier.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
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