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Articles: Humour | Late for work or wanna bunk today?
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Are you late for work. Or just wanna skip work today. Try some of these...
I'm sorry I am late, but it was foggy and I missed the building.
I am sorry but my left hand car blinker is broken and I had to make right hand turns all the way here.
I won't be coming in today, water has gone in my fish's lungs. She is having respiratory problems.
As you know my cat died and I need the day off to have him cremated.
For Mondays only: 'I won't be in today because I think it's still Sunday.'
Sorry I won't be in today. My wife's going to get pregnant and I want to be there.
I have to delete all spam from my mail box today. And also forward lots of jokes to friends.
I'm calling in scared. I am 'afraid' that I am not coming in today.
I won't be in today because I have to meet with my child's Doctor, she's having monthly problems.
I'm sorry for being late. I had to counsel a friend who was going to commit suicide.
I can't come to work today because the municipality is paving my street and I can't get out!
My leg has gone to Jaipur. I can't come till my artificial leg comes back.
I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.
The work excuses on the internet were very interesting. I got lost reading them.
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