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Articles: Humour | How many Bush-men to change a bulb?
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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How many people are needed to change a light bulb? Your answer may be - just one! But President Bush needs atleast ten...
One, to fight with Kerry on who can change a bulb better.
One, to prove to the UN that Osama tried to steal the bulb
One, to put you in 'shock and awe' before changing a light bulb.
One, to tell nations that they are either for changing the light bulb or their light bulb will be destroyed.
One, to force that America makes the best light bulbs.
One, to arrange a photo of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a ladder under the banner: '100 steps to change a light bulb'.
One, to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Bush Enterprises for re-inventing the light bulb.
One govt insider, to resign & write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
One surrogate, to campaign on TV & at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
One, who will force you to change your perfectly fine light bulb.
And finally, one, to prove that Iraq posesses LMDs (Light-bulbs of Mass Destruction)
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