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Articles: Time Pass | Office lingo that you should know - Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Read on to familiarize yourself with the new age corporate lingo, that'll help you climb the corporate ladder....
Blamestorming
When a group of people gather to find out who's to be blamed for missing a deadline.
Seagull Manager
The manager, who makes lots of noise, poops all over everything & then leaves.
Chainsaw Consultant
An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
Cube Farm
An office filled with cubicles.
Idea Hamsters
People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
Assmosis
When some people attain success by kissing the boss rather than working hard.
Downsizing
When the opposite of recruitment happens -- decruitment.
Depression
Anger without enthusiasm.
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