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Articles: Humour | How to Kill a Lion - New One..
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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Hi friends,enjoy this...
How to catch the lion...
Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Dueto higher relative velocity, the lion will also runfaster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap iteasily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proventhat its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tellthat you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it toaccept that its a Lion.
Now lets kill the lion...
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attackanytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon infear itself.
Ramarajan Method :
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion willdie otwithstanding that heavy weight.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it,while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put thelion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keepmurmuring something in its ears. The lionwill be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lionessfall in love with each other. Send another lioness into the forest followed by another lion. First lionloves the first lioness and the second lion loves the2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Nowsend another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't
understand right...? ok....read it after 15 yrs, thenalso u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in agood scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with somevegetables Continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot it.
Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 balls andscore 1 run.
Thanx & Regards,
Badarinadh Gelli..
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