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Articles: Humour | few more abt SARDAR's
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars, Once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC. Following was the steps
followed by him.
Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option.
Disconnected the mouse from that PC
Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said 'SMILE PLEASE'
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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:'I've been promoted as branch manager.'
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised 'Todays dinner should be light'
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NOMATCH!'
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:' Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: 'I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!'
--------------------------------------------------------------Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
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