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Articles: Humour | Management, the lighter way
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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| Management is all about attitude and style. Check out to see if you are one of the much talked about managers.
Managing by forgetting promises -
If you remind their promise, the priority of that promise is too low to remember.
Managing by staring out of the window -
With his back to you & hands in pockets, you'll find his thoughts staring out of the window.
Managing by Post-it's -
These forgetful ones want to impress you with their 'busy'ness by writing on Post-it's while you are talking.
Managing by knowing nothing -
They don't know anything at all. They let YOU give answers & fill the time with nice anecdotes of irrelevant cases.
Managing by conceptual thinking -
These people try to explain the present from a theoretical view of the future. They will always have something to talk about.
Managing by doing exactly what the boss says -
These managers prevent their bosses from creative thinking. Else they got more work to do.
Managing by delegation to the secretary -
These managers just delegate everything to the secretary. If He is good, He knows what she must do.
Managing by smiling and wearing nice suits -
If you drink, eat & laugh with them and also wear nice suits, nothing can stop your career anymore.
Managing by creating vague overhead sheets -
Those sheets with some big arrows, boxes or circles? These sheets provide the ultimate proof of their overall brilliance.
Managing by open door and empty room -
An improvement of the older 'OPEN DOOR' management style. Nobody ever knows where these managers are.
Managing by speaking to other managers -
The most popular kind. It will give them within a few hours the same information as an employee can tell them in 15 minutes.
Managing by reorganization -
If they think there is nothing more to organize, they reorganize.
Managing by believing -
These managers must be spiritually educated, because they have no clues at all.
Managing by walking faster than the employees -
He'll always be seen 10 steps away. 'We'll have to talk' you can hear him say, just as he disappears around the corner.
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