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Articles: Humour | Computer Nerdie
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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| Does your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points? You know you are turning into a corporate nerd when....
You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
You decide to re-org your family into a 'team-based organization.'
You refer to dating as test marketing.
You write executive summaries on your love letters.
Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
You calculate your own personal cost of capital.
You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
You refer to your significant other as 'my co-CEO.'
You believe the best tables and graphs take an hour to comprehend.
You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss & give constructive feedback to your dog.
At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity.
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