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Articles: Humour | What your PC salesman really means - Prof. 00782 Maverick
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New -
Different color from previous design.
Unmatched -
Almost as good as the competition.
Field-tested -
Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
Direct sales only -
Factory had big argument with distributor.
Improved -
Didn't work the first time.
Meets all standards -
Ours, not yours.
Latest aerospace technology -
One of our techs was laid off by Boeing.
Excellent customer service -
You can return it from most airports.
Broadcast quality -
Gives a picture and produces noise.
Years of development -
We finally got one that works.
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