|
|
|
|
Articles: Humour | Laugh, if you can :)
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
| |
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.
The doctor then asked, 'What type of brain do you want?'
'What type?' the woman asked.
'Yes,' replied the doctor. 'There is a substantial difference in price. For example, a one-pound brain of a surgeon costs $60,000, while you can get a one-pound brain of a nuclear physicist for $50,000, and so on.
'Can you give me a one-pound lawyer's brain? Ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of being a trial attorney.'
'That's $250,000,' the doctor replied.
'Why so much? the woman asked. 'That's over four times what a surgeon's brain costs.'
'Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to produce a pound of brain?' the doctor replied.
Live to 100 Years
A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, 'Do you smoke or drink?'
'No,' he replied, 'I've never done either.'
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?' inquired the doctor.
'No, I've never done any of those things either.'
'Well then,' said the doctor, 'what do you want to live to be a hundred for?'
Medical Appointment
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear: 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
Naming the Twins
A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disoriented, he pulled up to the emergency room and rear- ended an ambulance! Though a very minor bump, he actually passed out from the stress!
Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother (a relentless world- class practical joker) sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,
'Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and both you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you.'
The husband's heart jumped up into to his throat, thinking, 'Oh no, what has he done now?'
He nervously asked his brother, 'W-w-well, what did you name them?'
The brother replied, 'I named the little girl Denise.'
'Really?!? Oh! Well, that's a very pretty name!' the husband said, his relief showing as he sat up. 'And what did you name my son?'
'Denephew.'
| Be first to comment on this Article!
| |
|
|
|
 |
| Advertisements |
|
|
|
|
| Advertisements |
|
