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Articles: Humour | You and Your Boss!
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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| You may be doing the same thing as your boss. But there's always a difference. Find out, how.
When you take long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes long, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you err, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When you do something without permission, you overstep authority.
When your boss does the same, it's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlook a rule, you're being rude.
When your boss skips rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering.
When your boss is out of office, he's on business.
When you're on a sick off, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be giving interviews.
When your boss takes leave, he's overworked.
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