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Articles: Humour | A corporate approach to chickens and roads
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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| Heard of the chicken crossing the road? Well, the corporate world has its own approach to the matter.
Upper Management- 'Next year we expect our chickens to cross 30% wider roads.
Middle Management- 'We need to start a study group.'
Union Leader- 'Those darn well better be American chickens.'
Engineering- 'Chickens won't cross roads till version 2.0.'
Accounting- 'The expense line item for replacement chickens is 20% over target.'
Production- 'Chickens!?! First the cages, then the feed! Now the darn chickens!'
Procurement- I don't have a qualified vendor for chickens!'
Sales- 'You have roads. We have chickens. Let's do business!'
Shipping- 'Scrape it off the road and ship it anyway!'
Support- 'What color was the chicken.'
Legal- 'We hold no liability for free-range chickens.'
Mediator- 'No harm, no fowl!'
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