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Articles: Humour | Where is the Hell?
- Ms. Nayana D
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One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said 'I miss my country, I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked 'Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says 'Five million dollars'
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was soo jealous, he starts screaming, 'My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too'
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked 'Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says 'Ten million dollars'
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, 'I want to call other IT person too.
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked 'Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says 'Twenty dollars'.
Programmer is stunned & says 'Twenty dollars??? Only ??'
The devil says 'Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local'.
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