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Articles: Humour | Few SMS. Old but still good to read...
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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Few SMS. Old but still good to read
Good looks catches the eyes but Good personality catches the
heart.You are blessed with both !!! Flattered? Don't be...It was sent to me.I just wanted you to read it !!
I'm missing U so much & dying to c U
but..this...this...this...wretched Security Guard at the zoo is not letting me in without a ticket !!!
This message will refresh ur brain in 5
Seconds.....5.......4.......3......2......1.......Error : No Brain Detected....
I saw something in a shop window.It was stunning, cute,simply
adorable.I was supposed 2 buy it 4 U, then I realised it was my reflection
!!!
Lucky star dropped on Earth one night.It asked me,'What do u want - A Million Dollar or A True Friend?' I had to choose Million Dollar as I have U
You are Attractive,generous,intelligent,smart,charming,sophisticated,
kind and generous !!!
Infact u r bcoming like me day by day ;;
Girls misuse it ! Anger robs it ! Models sell it ! Photographs cage it ! Doctors advice it ! Death freezes it ! Artists create it ! That's Smile... Keep Smiling
I wanted to kill the sweetest , smartest and the most beautiful
person on the earth, but then I thought...... SUICIDE is a crime ;;
I am getting married next week.There will be a small party and only a few people will be invited.Don't bring any gifts.Just bring someone to marry with me :
Gr8 people talk about ideas... Average people talk about things..
Small people talk about other people... and LEGENDS never talk..they just...SMS like me :
When I pray God , I don't see God, but I know HE listens...! When I SMS U , I don't see U, but I know U read it with a million dollar smile Hope u enjoyed a lot .. Have a nice day.
Most lipstick contains fish scales
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems.
So beware of the glance!
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
Sardar sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,
'DELIVERED'
Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken.
Only open heart receive LOVE, only open mind receive WISDOM,only open hands receive GIFTS, and only special people receive SMS from me....
Galelio : Great Mind , Eistein : Genius Mind , Newton :
Extraordinary Mind,
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind , Me: Master Mind... U : Never Mind !!!
To live a life, one needs brains,reflex,perception,looks,IQ,knowledge,way of
ex-pressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them
A SMALL JOKE
One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight
to hell. Politician said 'I miss my country, I want to call
my country and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked 'Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says 'Five million dollars'
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was soo jealous, he starts screaming, 'My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too' He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked 'Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says 'Two million dollars'
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, 'I want to call other IT person too,
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked 'Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says 'Twenty dollars'.
Programmer is stunned & says 'Twenty dollars??? Only ??'
The devil says 'Well if you make a call from one hell
to another hell, it's local'.
Regards,
Badarinadh Gelli..
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