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Articles: Humour | Movie Computers - Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Have you ever felt that the computer you see in movies is different from the one you use? You may be right.
Word processors never display a cursor.
You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.
Movie characters never make typing mistakes.
Searches on the internet will always return what you are looking for.
You can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing 'UPLOAD VIRUS'.
Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes.
All computer panels have thousands of volts & flash pots just underneath the surface.
People typing on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.
Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.
Complex calculations & loading of huge amounts of data is done in under three seconds.
Movie modems usually appear to transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes/sec.
Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash or an explosion that forces you backwards.
No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system.
All application software is usable by all computer platforms.
Laptops have amazing real-time video phone capabilities of a CRAY Supercomputer.
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