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Articles: Humour | Computer Mythology
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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At first God made the bit. And then came the byte. You’ve heard of Greek Theology. Now get a taste of the Geek Theology:
In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero.
On the first day, he toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was created. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and 'active low' signals didn't yet exist.)
On the second day, God's boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. This being volatile memory, the bit reverted to a 0. And the universe wasn't. God learned the importance of backups and memory refresh, and reinstalled the universe.
On the third day, the bit cried 'Oh, Lord! If you exist, give me a sign!' And God created rev 2.0 of the bit. Those in Universe Marketing immediately realized that 'new and improved' wouldn't do justice to such a grand and glorious creation. And so it was dubbed the Most Significant Bit. Many bits followed, but only one was so honored.
On the fourth day, God created a simple ALU with 'add' and 'logical shift' instructions. And God realized the importance of computer security.
On the fifth day, God created the first mid-life kicker, rev 2.0 of the ALU, with wonderful features, and said 'Forget that add and shift stuff. Go forth and multiply.' And God saw that it was good.
On the sixth day, God got a bit overconfident, and invented pipelines, register hazards, optimizing compilers, crosstalk, restartable instructions, microinterrupts, race conditions, and propagation delays.
On the seventh day, an engineering change introduced a virus into the Universe, and it hasn't worked right since.
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