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Articles: Humour | Good one!!
- Ms. Nayana D
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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, 'I'll have a C monkey please.' The shopkeeper nodded, wentover to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that'll be $5000.' The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, 'That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?' The shopkeeper answered, 'Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.'
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. 'That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?' 'Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java.
All the really useful stuff,' said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, 'That one costs more than all the other put together!
What on earth does it do?' The shopkeeper replied, 'Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager.'
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