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Articles: Humour | Philosophical advise to Taxing Questions....
- Ms. Nayana D
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A man was called in for an audit by the IRS...
So, he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your worst
clothing and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper,' the
accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice:
'Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an expensive tie.'
Confused, the man went to his Rabbi who would surely know the correct answer. He told him of the conflicting
advice he had received, and asked what he should do.
Let me tell you a story,' replied the Rabbi. 'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on
her wedding night. Her mother advised; wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck
and wool socks.'
But when the woman asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice:
''Wear
your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.'
The man did not understand: 'But Rabbi, what does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?'
It doesn't matter what you wear,' replied the Rabbi, 'you're going to get screwed.'
and the last but not the least which i believe :-)
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash !!
:-)
Nayana
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