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Articles: Humour | Good Jokes
- Sanvi Sarma
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Gandhiji-Good one
God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had
during his time on earth. He
replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively
good family planning adopted,
God gave Shastri a Mercedes!
Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he Had 10children, God is a bit upset
and gives him a cheaper car,
The Ford!
Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if
he says he had 15 children, God
is pretty angry and gives him an Inexpensive Maruti
Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning
on Foot. They ask why God
hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied With
anger,
'Some idiot told God that I was the father of the
Nation!!!'
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
pained in front of his clinic but
our Sardar painter painted
'Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist'
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The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on
the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It
is a very big tragedy. But in
case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon,
we have copies of everything.'
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real
tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would
like to ensure that we had
nothing in connection with that...
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush
and Vajpayee?'
The barman says 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over andsays, 'Hello, what are you
guys doing?'
Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one
bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?'
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you
no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!'
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Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ... Problem Solved!!!!!
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