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Articles: Moral Stories | A logical living?!?!
- Voice
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
If most people said what's on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Everybody has the gift of stupidity but you are abusing the privilege.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative Problem solving.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
The only real proof that there is intelligent life in outer space is that they have never tried to contact us.
I don't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
The only way I'm meeting the girl of my dreams tonight is if I Go to sleep.
Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.
Best wishes,
Voice.
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