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Articles: Humour | Chosen PJs...
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These are the chosen gandas (Poor Jokes) by a survey done by some idiots in Noida (near New Delhi) engineering colleges...
if you have enough of whatever, go through this.
Note:Don't blame me afterwards.
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
->Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
->Jai jawan jai kisan
Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
->Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?
Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
->So? What's the big deal?
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar........
->Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !(tihathar is on leave)
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
->Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Pattharr dikhtaa thaa.....
->Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
->Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
->Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
* LITTLE SENSE SERIES *
Khudi ko kar buland itnaa....
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
->'Abe saale ... ab utrega kaise '
Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,
->Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh
* PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES *
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
->meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
->kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim...
->Bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi...
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Before Marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
->lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
->lekin mumtaz nahi marti
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
->Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
->kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
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* TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES *
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
->Bilkul! jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
Asmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
->Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
->ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Ghalib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Ghalib
->La, phawda mujhe de de !!
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
->Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
(aapne gum ko gam spell kiya, hamari galti kya?)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
->Hawa hi hawa hai.
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
->Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
->Chalo teeno picture challe....
Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Dar or Deewar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
To need any information about the group just send a mail to shahjahan@tajmahal.com
:))
Voice.
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