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Articles: Humour | Technical Love letter
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Senders name,
Address,
Relay station 0.1121- Satellite InsatB2
Longitude-57^0 72' 0'
Latitude- 75^0 50' 9'
Dear Sweet heart,
I love you like a mathematician who loves only algebra. I love you 'x'th power of 'N' where 'x' is any positive integer and tends to infinity.You remember the first time we met , we were standing vertically on a horizontal plane.You looked in my eyes and your line of sight made and angle of 20^0 19' 2' with the horizontal.
The second time we met, you were standing in your balcony 3.5m above ground with and angle of elevation 36^0 28' 36'.You smiled at me setting my heart in simple harmonic motion. Your laser smile took 1.035sec. to reach me. As you kept smiling the valanche breakdown current flew through my body turning me forward according to condition of Fleming's zig-zag rule, the motion of the outstreched conductor being undesirable.Your smile was 0.0012 at M.P.A. You can calculate my love velocity neglecting air and other resistance by Lover's calculator.
The third time we met , you caught my hand like a screw driver,held the nut and gave sensation like an electric shock. After sometime( Determined be the L.C circuit) the circuit was completed with heat. You will never be erased from my IC 55472 memory. My love is pure as pure as distlled water. You can test by adding copper sulphate powder it will surely turn blue.I hope you will not forget me. Waiting for your reply on the Ka Band. Give it by radar signal on PM 7.1Mhz as early as possible(i.e before the 22nd century).
Your's lovingly
Satellite of your heart.
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