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Articles: Humour | Bhagwad Gita - Krishna's explanation of Junk Mails
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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M-H-A-H-A-B-H-A-R-A-T
Krishna:
Arjun , Try to respect the e-mails of your elders ..
Arjun:
But Vasudev, how dare I send junk mails to my honourableelders who are logged on to honourable domains ?
Krishna
aarth, at this moment they neither are your friend nor your foes. They are mere mail-users. So follow your Net-dharma. Logon and send dozens of junk mails. This is your Karma and this alone is your Dharma.
Arjun
Murari ! After seeing all this , I feel like resigning from Software Industry itself ..
Krishna
Bandhu, it seems you are caught in a vicious circle of
Maaya. In this material world you have none and you are commited to none. Junk mails have existed before you came to this world
and shall remain long after you are gone. Rise above this Maaya
and perform your duty. Just keep sending junk mails.
Arjun
But Devaki Nandan...........!
Krishna
ictory or failure is not in your hands. So stop pondering about results. Don't waste your knowledge on the junk shastra bestowed by your Guru Dronacharya.
Arjun
Hey Keshav, how is junk mail related to the ' system ' ?
Krishna
Junk mail is just junk mail. It has no connection with Hardware. However, it is another matter that it overloads the
system... fills up the hard disk....but you are not supposed to worry about it. Listen Kunti putra, the way Aatma leaves one
physical body and moves onto another,likewise these junk mails move from system to system.
Arjun
How can one define junk mail ?
Kriishna
Neither fire can burn it.., nor air can dry it... neither it can be conqured nor it can be defeated. He who sends junk mails cannot be looked down upon even by Mahadev... Junk mails are immortal.
Arjun
Hey Narayan ! Now all my doubts on junk mail are crystal
clear.You have opened my eyes Yashoda Nandan, or else I would havelost myself in Maaya and read all the junk mails myself.
........ MAHAAABHAAAAARAT .............
Years have passed since then, generations have come and
gone, seasons have cycled, technology advanced, but junk mails remain. So, go on, contribute something to the history by hitting that forward button yet again to send this junk mail to all!!!!!
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