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Articles: Humour | WITH DUE APOLOGIES TO THE MALYALI CLAN.......
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Name the wonly part in the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala .
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
folding and re-tying the lungi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Who found out that?
His andy.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
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