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Articles: Humour | Why India is surviving
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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The exactness about this statistics may seem doubtful, yet it sounds interesting.... Probably u would laugh your heart out!
The population of India is 100 crores.
But 19 crores are retired. That leaves 81 crores do the work.
There are 25 crores in school,
which leaves 56crores to do the work.
Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Government,
leaving 34 crores to do the work.
4 crores are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
Take away from above total the 20 crores people who work for State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!)
and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
Total unemployed are 8 crores and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,
leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute,
there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country.
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......i, e,!!!!!!!! U & me!!!
And currently U are sitting in front of ur computer reading my mail.
So I am the only person in our country who is working at present!
That's me why India is surviving!!!
Now, please log out and do your job because as for a change,
I want to take rest and I don't want India to suffer!
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