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Articles: Humour | Poor Jokes
- Sanvi Sarma
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Q1. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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why ?? why ?? :-)
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Tendulkar is an opener
Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really
want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai
par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
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Answer) adidas
Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Q7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
Q8. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple..
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :P
Q9. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Q10. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe
khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh
bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
Q11. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Q12. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono
bus stop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor
nahin jata Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor
dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
Q13. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyo???
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b/s pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
aab kya...
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kucch bhi nahi.
Have good time and get back to work
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