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Articles: My Thoughts | Cultural shock!
- Mr. Ramesh indupalli
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A man from pakistan visiting USA on business purpose.
But he went to psychotherapy for panic disorder! story goes...
Counselor: Glad to see you sir, what made you to consultation?
Man: I believe I do suffering from panic attacks, whenever I go out for a walk.
Coun: Tell me some more.
Man: First day in USA I went to downtown, a black guy called me
wassup doug? I got mad and told he is dog, his mama, dada dogs, not me, up there is sky, don't try to trick me. Then he said to me u crazy..I was so angry and nervous.
Coun: Then what happend?
Man: A man look like an Indian (but he is mexican) said, kapaso sinora? I got mad again, I said you, your mama, dada all sinners
I didn't do nothing to u. Then that man called me loco and left!
Coun: Then what?
Man: A white man said adee(howdy). I got mad again told him, he is more adee, his family adee, all his folks adee, but I am true no adee. White man said, welcome to HOUSTON and left...
Coun: Then?
Man: A white man said, hi! my man! then I scared told him I am 100% hetro and I am nobody's man...
Coun: Then what?
Man: A lady beautiful american sitting on a bench. I want to share my anxiety and told about all these people who are making me mad. Then lady said, you are cool man..I upset and walked away by saying I am alive, my temp., is 99.6f normal, I am not dead and ran..
Coun: Do u have friends here?
Man: They changed after coming USA, whenever I told my troubles,
they just laughing and leaving me alone..
Coun: Marry an american lady, then you will be alright..
Man: Left the room, saying Allah, muje maf karlo, for leaving pakistan.
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